2014

A beautiful woman from Tinder tried to convert me. Not to her bed, sadly, but to astrology.

Off for the weekend. Don’t take my silence personally — I’ll be back, and so will Tinder.

Sofia’s pussy used to be mine. Now it’s not — or not entirely. The story of how that happened, and how we both feel about it.

The smartest and hottest sex bloggers, under one roof.

Designed by addiction researchers, populated by women whose clits throb at lunch — Tinder may be my dream app.

The brown in her left eye is the sexiest thing about her, and she doesn’t even know it.

Six orgasms, a handful of photos, and the promise of more to come.

A sexy young bartender asks me for marriage advice. My first instincts are not, shall we say, helpful. But then I get serious.

So many posts to write, so little time.

A tiny, gorgeous, engaged bartender asked me for marriage advice. I gave her some. But mostly, I just stared.