2013

I was just tooling around my stats, and I thought you might be interested to see the pages and posts that have been most popular. The first list is posts only – just individual blog posts. The second list includes…

[a post inspired by recent events, about which more anon] They don’t turn me on. Not pictures of them, or the prospect of attending one. Many men worry that our desire is so great, so powerful, that it will overwhelm…

It hadn’t occurred to me, but even the name is smug, superior, self-satisfied. And wrong. It should be “make sex, not porn,” to be accurate, as much of the sex depicted is not “making love” – it’s between friends, or…

There’s a new porn web site in town, called “MLNP.TV“. It features user-provided porn – sort of like a higher-end “Youporn,” on which sexy (and some not-so-sexy) couples, and individuals, can post themselves having (gasp!) real sex. I wrote about…

I spent a long day in the sun. My life features a lot of that currently. Which is nice. But right now, I’m weary. My flesh is tender, my eyelids heavy. I’m ready for bed. And tomorrow? Another day in…

Have you ever watched a woman come? In Starbucks? I never did, ‘til just the other day. Thank you, Google Hangouts, for facilitating a lovely stretch of time. Or three. During which I did. Over. And over. And over. Should…

“Come for me,” I say. She does. “Again,” I command. She looks at me, smiles, nods. Her eyes close, her head tilts back. She comes. Her eyes open. She’s spent, exhausted. “Again, please.”

Every so often, I like to write lists. Here’s one. LickFlickSlurpKissSuckGulpEngulfTongueWrapGripRubStrokeTouchSurroundTasteTemptTeaseDevourSwallow

First, we played peekaboo. Then, he started throwing pretend things at me. And then, pretend punching. Finally, he shot me, first with a pretend handgun, then, with a pretend machine gun. I pretended to die. Grotesquely, elaborately, loudly, at great…

It’s all viral and shit, but damn. I wish I lived in that country. Australia’s “Chief of Army,” Lieutenant General David Morrison, is my kinda guy. They’ve been having a little sex scandal over there in their armed forces, and…