Tasks

Why do I procrastinate? Because I’m scared.

I have strong feelings about Google Inbox, and one fatal flaw involves your nudes.

Compliance is a turn-on. Imperfect compliance is a turn-off. Don’t make me ask twice.

I’ve been keeping Sofia on the edge for almost a week now. Everything I ask, she does. Should I let her come?

Sofia describes, in her own words, how she went from blog reader to distant buddy — and what, exactly, she wanted from me all along.