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Anonymity and tinder
Read moreFacebook wants to tell your friends you use Tinder. You might want to do something about that.
Lately
Read moreTinder has been generous lately — more orgasms than I know what to do with.
Come for me please
Read moreI’m hungry for your orgasm. Will you give it to me?
Paean
Read moreA woman, described.
Sir, daddy, mr. n., and other such names
Read moreCall me N. Not Sir, not Daddy, not Mr. anything. Just N.
Using rose
Read moreRose and I check into the Liberty Inn, Room 101, past the bullet-proof glass and the vending machine selling condoms and M&Ms.
Sofia
Read moreSofia’s body, in ten photos she chose for me.
My cock is hard
Read moreMy cock is hard, and what it wants might surprise you.
@godaddy (and @godaddyhelp) sucks
Read moreTwo days of GoDaddy lying to me or being incompetent — and I still can’t tell which.
L is back
Read moreThe woman who inspired this blog is having an affair again — just not with me, and not the honest kind.