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If you’ve been here more than fifty times, don’t be surprised if I pop up on your screen and say hello.

Three halves of vanity: thrilled to make a top-100 list, wounded not to be higher, and amused at my own pettiness about the whole thing.

L gets the last word on safer sex. As she should.

A farewell to e[lust], and to the tireless Dangerous Lilly, who made the sex blogosphere a little smaller and a lot more connected.

Ukelele! Ukelele! Ukelele!

At nineteen, I was stroking my cock with one hand and reaching for my calculator with the other.

The dirtiest story I’ve ever written, and I didn’t even have to write it.

Saturday Night Live, when it was great — Chevy Chase, Garrett Morris, and the death of Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

One year old today. Happy birthday to my dissolute little blog.

You heard me.