N. Likes

I promise to be different. I promise to be unique. I promise not to repeat things other people say.

Charlotte wants my mouth on her cunt.

I would like it if people didn’t describe their relationships as “monogamous” when they mean something quite different.

A first look at Nika — her curvy body, her Afrikaans accent, and the surprising sound of the word “pussy” on her innocent-seeming lips.

Matthew Perry was extraordinary, or, the wisdom of addiction.

Equinox is pretty, but the people suck. Crunch is functional, but often gross.

She’s striking.

An unusual night, at the end of which, I get two phone calls and a text from a beautiful woman I’d never met before that evening.

A vision of beauty, rendered poorly in words by me, and worse, in picture, by Dall-E.

Rethinking strip clubs.