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I could have been Christian Gray, but my sexual awakening and my retirement from suits arrived at the same time.

I was ashamed of the wrong things, and I lied without knowing I was lying.

A midday visit, a pencil skirt, a conference call, and the question of when, exactly, to start fingering her.

Don Draper and I are both cheaters, but that’s about where the similarity ends.

A handy guide.

I don’t just want you. I want you to want everything I want, for me — and to keep up as I ask for more.

Getting old is a bitch. Even when it comes to gazing into your wife’s eyes.

Ten more imaginative frameworks for your enthusiastic consideration.

A fantasy sketch I wrote the day of my date with Véronique — a little study in anticipation, control, and a blue Honda with the engine running.