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I’m back. Inspire me.

Sofia makes the best porn I’ve ever seen — and she makes it just for me.

My silence will end soon. In the meantime, I hope you’re having a good summer.

Compliance is a turn-on. Imperfect compliance is a turn-off. Don’t make me ask twice.

A reader sends me a cartoon about dominance, made with a tool my kid loves.

I don’t call myself a sex addict, though others seem happy to do it for me. A fellow blogger asks whether her own obsessive thinking about sex makes her one too — and I have some thoughts.

Luna is difficult, entitled, and spectacular — and on this particular evening, she was lying face-down on the bed, as instructed, her magnificent ass writhing in anticipation.

Poof. She was simply gone from my list. The kids today….

I abhor drama. So why does it keep finding me?

A recent exchange with the Rockette, and its satisfying conclusion.