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She’s smoking hot, she’s read my blog, and she’s afraid she’ll pale in comparison. She won’t. All I ever think, when things are going well, is “Fuuuuuuuucckkkkk!”

I don’t even know what to say.

What turns me on isn’t what she wants — it’s that she leaves the wanting to me.

Right now, Sofia’s far away. Not in miles – she’s always far away in miles – but in every other way.

Just a little fantasy I’d like you to sit with.

An alphabetical catalogue of the women who blow hot and cold — and what that says about me.

The smartest and hottest sex bloggers, under one roof.

John Oliver does sex ed right.

Amnesty International moves toward supporting decriminalization, and the opponents tell you everything you need to know about why it’s the right call.

I loiter on her block, phone in hand, one eye on the screen and one on the passers-by, hoping for something I’ve agreed not to pursue.