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Once a john, always a john?

LBD doesn’t JUST stand for little black dress.

My surprising strategy to fend off fears of death – mine or others – is to feel my cock grow hard.

It’s a mistake to see what I write about here as necessarily a reflection of my mental state, or even what I’m thinking about. Often, it’s simply evidence of my coping strategies.

I do it constantly. Sometimes, here. Sometimes elsewhere. But it’s just what I do.

… the instructions I give result in just unmitigated hotness. I instructed Ella to come for me, twice. Once, during a trip, and once, upon arrival. This is what I got back. Holy fuck is it hot. (It reads as…

For all my writing about glimpses up women’s skirts, I’m not really a big pursuer of such glimpses without permission. But as I’ve been writing about those glimpses in recent days, I’ve found myself not so much seeking such glimpses…

Why do I procrastinate? Because I’m scared.

Strip clubs could be so much better. Don’t you think?

Hypothesis: the ponytail is a signifier, communicating much about a woman’s relationship to sex. Ponytail variables include length, height, style, and neatness. I know – I know – that what I write will not be true in every case, and that…