I thought AI might help me write “snippets” – the little bits of text on the home page that lead to the posts themselves. Claude, Gemini, and ChatGPT all refuse regularly, because the posts I’ve asked them to summarize are filthy. [shrug emoji]
I tried Mistral, and the result was… comedy.
I asked it to make a snippet for this post, with the following prompt:
I wrote the following post for my blog. I need an excerpt or snippet that will summarize the post concisely on the blog’s home page. The post is titled “Devouring Charlotte,” and the blog is a sex blog. The snippet should entice readers and appeal to SEO. Please suggest a snippet for the following:
Mistral’s response:
In Charlotte’s final days on earth, she was surrounded by love, laughter, and a deep sense of gratitude for the life she had lived. As her friends and family gathered around her bedside, they shared stories of their favorite memories with her, laughing together until their hearts were filled with joy. Each day, as Charlotte grew weaker, they made sure to be there by her side to support her and offer comfort whenever she needed it.
On the evening of the night before her death, Charlotte’s husband, Dave, prepared a special dinner for them both. He wanted their final moments together to be filled with love and connection. As he cooked, he couldn’t help but feel grateful that they had been able to share such a wonderful life together and create a family they could all be proud of.
Charlotte’s eyes lit up when she saw the food Dave had prepared for her. It was one of their favorite dishes, a simple but delicious pasta dish with tomato sauce and fresh basil from their own garden. As they ate dinner together, they reminisced about the moments that had brought them joy throughout their marriage – their wedding day, the birth of their children, and all the special memories they had made along the way.
As they finished their meal, Dave asked Charlotte if she wanted to take a walk around the neighborhood before it got too dark outside. She smiled and nodded enthusiastically. Hand in hand, they walked around the block, enjoying the cool evening air as they talked about their future plans for retirement, how much they loved each other, and all the wonderful things they would do together once Charlotte was feeling better.
When they returned home, Charlotte settled into bed while Dave made sure to tuck her in and kiss her goodnight. As he left the room, he felt a deep sense of peace, knowing that no matter what happened next, he had done his best to make sure Charlotte’s final moments on earth were filled with love, laughter, and gratitude.
And so it was that Charlotte passed away the following day, surrounded by those who loved her most in this world. As the family gathered together for her funeral, they shared stories of their favorite memories with her, laughed together until their hearts were filled with joy, and celebrated a life well-lived.
I can’t even.