2017

I like discerning what I think I can from people’s faces.

Many thoughts. Few words. Plus, I forgot my computer charger.

It’s not sex, but I thought, as a public service, I might offer translations of Breitbart headlines for those of you unfamiliar with them. 

A sexy waitress compliments me, and I find myself utterly tongue-tied.

Am I who I say I am? How could you possibly be sure?

Open your thighs for me.

Please suck my cock while I read.

Come for me, please. I want to watch.

I really love to eat pussy. A lot. Seriously. 😉

Why does her lipstick match the soles of her shoes?