Year
2013
398 posts
An evening with v
Read moreA brief complaint about google
Read moreGoogle doesn’t think my name — either of my names — is real.
A rookie mistake
Read moreThinking someone could just explain away my compulsive sexual behavior was the first of many things I got wrong. The list of things I got wrong is long.
Some things i like on a spring morning (below the waist)
Read moreA catalog of springtime distractions, from the waist down.
Some things i like on a spring morning (between waist and shoulders)
Read moreA partial inventory of spring’s visual pleasures.
Some things i like on a spring morning (above the shoulder only)
Read moreA catalog of what catches my eye, neck up.
Feeling wicked
Read moreThe thoughts I’m having right now are *not* suitable for polite company.
Sympathy for the devil
Read moreI have a couple of superpowers. One, apparently, is empathy.
Ten (more) ways to suck my cock
Read moreTen more instructions for you.
Sleeping beauty (a haiku)
Read moreA haiku for the sleeping woman next to me.