2013

Orgasms are emotional points of inflection in time. What happens to you right after you cum?

In my moments of greatest pain, what I want isn’t sex — it’s sex I’m paying for. What the fuck is that about?

A retraction, a clarification, and an invitation.

Three women, one room, and work I’m not getting done.

Everything you have is mine. Shall we?

Ten reasons, ranging from the noble to the narcissistic.

A manual, of sorts, inspired by Hyacinth, on keeping secrets, not being a dick, and defining success downward.

Where am I supposed to look when she crosses her legs?

Apologies for all the technical difficulties. Please let me know if anything looks off.

I’ve been hacked, and apparently I’m now in the payday loan business.