What turns me on isn’t what she wants — it’s that she leaves the wanting to me.

I need you to suck my cock, extensively. Do you have what it takes?

Isabel says nice things about me.

Isabel feasts on my cock – and comes – in New York’s now-defunct premier sex club.

Isabel says some very kind things about me.

Isabel is shy, but she does as she’s told.

The fantasy was me and eight or ten women. The reality was two, in black dresses, at opposite ends of a bar. My fallback position was, it turned out, pretty fucking spectacular.

I line you all up against a hotel wall and let my imagination do what it does best.

The best part of sex is never the sex itself — it’s everything that happens in our heads, and on paper.