Musing

It’s a mistake to see what I write about here as necessarily a reflection of my mental state, or even what I’m thinking about. Often, it’s simply evidence of my coping strategies.

I’ve been watching women on stairs — not looking up their skirts, but watching them protect against the possibility — and it’s sent me down a rabbit hole about privacy, violation, and some truly bizarre legal priorities.

Why do I procrastinate? Because I’m scared.

Strip clubs could be so much better. Don’t you think?

A pseudoscientific taxonomy of ponytails and what they tell me about your sexual proclivities.

I’m a lucky guy. For the most part, I have what I want, and I want what I have.

A brief, uncharacteristic rant about entitlement, laziness, and porcelain.

The difference between a leer and a hungry look is everything.

Men’s experiences of pussy size, and what we say — and don’t say — about it.

The space between wanting and doing, mapped out in real time.