Musing

Why do I procrastinate? Because I’m scared.

Strip clubs could be so much better. Don’t you think?

A pseudoscientific taxonomy of ponytails and what they tell me about your sexual proclivities.

I’m a lucky guy. For the most part, I have what I want, and I want what I have.

A brief, uncharacteristic rant about entitlement, laziness, and porcelain.

The difference between a leer and a hungry look is everything.

Men’s experiences of pussy size, and what we say — and don’t say — about it.

The space between wanting and doing, mapped out in real time.

The thrill of seeing what’s hidden, and why a willing peek beats a stolen glance every time.

Playboy taught me wrong, and then porn corrected me. But when it comes to pictures, I’m still my younger self: show me everything, but hide the grail.