Anya
She’s young. Younger than I usually am drawn to. We met on Tinder, and she promised me much. She delivered[…]
Read moreAuthor: N. Likes
Husband, father, slut. Blogger.
How to pick up chicks
(H/t to you-know-who)
Read moreEmily doesn’t join
She lives far away, and couldn’t join my fantasy. But she wanted me to be able to imagine her joining[…]
Read moreSometimes I’m a little immature
“I can’t believe we’re getting eight inches tomorrow,” I overheard one man say to another. “That’s what she said,” I[…]
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From fantasy to reality
At its peak, I imagined that my fantasy night would feature me and eight or ten women. I had candidates.[…]
Read moreFuck Tinder (#2,321)
I really like Tinder. It’s gotten me laid a lot – and allowed me to meet some interesting people. But[…]
Read moreBarber shop acceptance
When I was a kid, I used to steal glances at the Playboy magazines at the barber shop. The barber[…]
Read moreTestimonial
(Well, sort of….) “I almost never want you inside me because I love the anticipation, wondering, yet I crave it[…]
Read moreHappy to do my part
Key moments in this video, produced, thoughtfully, by PornHub: 1) Beeta-tester. Sorry, Brits. But to us ‘mericans, it’s funny to[…]
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