Something like a decade ago, I wrote a post called “I Want to Lick Your Pussy.” That post was far and away the most heavily trafficked thing I’ve ever written. For years, it’s brought people to this blog from far and wide. I’m not sure why or how, and I have the sense that most of the people it’s brought have not been looking for whatever it is that they find here, as they have a much higher bounce rate than the typical visitor.
That said, the original post, or rather, the words in the title, remain true. I do want to lick your pussy. The words in today’s title feel more apt, however, today: I need your cunt.
I recently saw a TikTok video with a snippet of a performance by a performer I can’t now locate, who said, “Twenty-five-year-old men suck at giving head because they’re checking off a but men in their fifties are great at it because they’re desperately trying not to die alone.”
While I don’t think this is literally true, at least not of me, it does contain some psychological truth, or wisdom.
When your cunt is splayed before me, when your thighs are open, your panties are off or pulled to the side, and I have access to your pussy, I feel a little bit like Christopher Columbus or Vasco da Gama, or fucking Ponce de Leon – like an explorer off to find the new world. And maybe not just the new world, but the actual fountain of fucking youth.
I don’t think my mad pussy-licking skilz are driven by a fear of dying alone, but they might well have something to do with my relationship to death. No woman is as alive as when she is having an orgasm. (I’m not sure that sentence made sense.) I’ll say it this way. A woman is never as alive as when she is having an orgasm. And I never feel as powerful as when I’m inducing one, delivering one, collecting one. The power I enjoy as a cunning linguist is indescribable and unbeatable. There’s simply no way to capture in words the rapture of bringing a woman to a shuddering, mind-blowing climax.
I suppose, though, that none of this quite gets at the title of this post. I’m not explaining why I need your cunt. I’m explaining some of what I enjoy about it. But I’m explaining it in a generic sense. I’m explaining what I get out of eating pussy, not what I get out of eating your pussy.
And that, of course, is a whole nother thing.