2017

I fucking love porn.

I don’t often write about distant buddies. Sofia, I think, is the only one about whom I’ve written anywhere near extensively (and she’s sui generis). A is a funny one, unlike anyone else I’ve ever known through this blog or otherwise.…

I miss Sofia.

Heather is a deliciously sexy, open-minded, gun-toting Trump supporter. And, she sucked my cock. And allowed me to feast on her cunt. A delicious evening.

In which Heather describes our first encounter, in her own words.

Write me a note, please.

​I know what you like, what you want. I know that, while you’re mine, you want to turn yourself over to me, completely.

Repeat after me….

You ladies are dying to know what “locker room talk” really consists of, right? Hint: it’s NOT guys talking about grabbing women by their pussies.

Did you fail me in some way? Perhaps you might find this little guide to apologizing to me helpful. I’m quite forgiving, I think you’ll find.