January 2015

I’m not sure it’s all for good reasons, but who am I to look a gift pussy in the mouth.

Apparently I’m the internet’s leading authority on Hasidic porn. This has consequences.

Withdrawal is a suprisingly effective method of birth control. In spite of precum.

Did you think withdrawal was an ineffective method of birth control? Would you believe it’s about as effective as condoms?

She doesn’t know me, but she nails me in three minutes flat — and then I ruin it.

She brought a bag with a girl scout uniform and several outfits, then declined to suck my cock while complimenting my eye contact. There’s not much I find more compelling than a woman who *might* want to go to bed with me, and that’s some toxic shit.

An hour in a dark closet with a dozen beautiful women. Not sexual — except entirely.

She was so beautiful I ignored every signal telling me to walk away. This was, predictably, an error.

The virtuous circle of attention and desire.

Some further thoughts, courtesy of friends and the press.