A friend and I, sharing a drink, were discussing our respective experiences of “failure to launch.”

I think I’ve said it before, but here, once and for all, is my official position on the subject:

If my cock isn’t hard, it doesn’t mean I’m not attracted to you. It doesn’t mean I don’t want you. It doesn’t mean I’m not aroused.

It means two things, and two things only:

1) My dick isn’t hard, and

2) You should be sucking it.

Kthanksbye.