Year
2012
496 posts
A few thoughts on porn
Read moreI have a love/hate relationship with porn. On the love side, I consume it regularly. It’s my favorite masturbation accompaniment – I prefer it to fantasy infinitely. Well, that’s not quite right: fantasy plays a huge part in my life…
Fucking google
Read moreFuckers disabled my Google+ profile. I don't know if this means that Blogger is about to disable me and this blog too, but it's definitely complexifying my life for now, as my Blogger profile and my G+ profile were linked.…
I like breasts
Read moreYesterday, I wrote about pussies – today, I write about breasts. I like them. I like them big, I like them small. Perky, saggy, big aureolae, small ones, inverted nipples, eraser nipples – you name it, I like it. With…
Pubic hair, redux
Read moreI really should have included this excellent graphic in my previous post – it dates the evolution of pubic hairstyles.
Trimming the hedges and man-scaping
Read moreLet me start by saying, I love pussy. I love eating it, fingering it, fucking it, looking at it, pressing against it , and thinking about it. Whether it’s bushy or waxed, I love it all. But the time has…
Need
Read moreHave I mentioned how much I want you? How much I want to see you? To feel you? To taste you? How sleep is nearly impossible? How concentration is simply out of reach? My eyes could burn a hole through…
Cum shot
Read moreShe sits before me, her gorgeous stockinged legs crossed, the camera pointed at me. “You may cum now,” she says. I stroke my cock faster. As I imagine her mouth, her hands on it, she turns the lens, bringing me…
Tingling and pulsing
Read moreIt’s been over a week since I last came. I’ve shared a bedroom with my son for nine nights now. A sensible man might have brought himself off in the shower, or after his son closed his eyes. Not I. …
Unconscious mutterings
Read moreEach week, Unconscious Mutterings puts up a list of words and invites participants to do a little stream of consciousness, in public. I generally don’t go in for that sort of thing, but I couldn’t resist 1, 2, and 7…
Failure to launch
Read more“Get it up,” “keep it up”…. These don’t feel remotely accurate to me. They suggest that I have something to do with the mysterious hydraulics of my cock. I’ve found myself hard on a bus filled with denture-wearing, demented senior…