Funny sign

We saw this at the hourly hotel where my wife and I had our nooner, just as we were leaving. Too late… Next time.

WeekBiWeek pointed out that in my first attempt to post this, it was illegible. Just in case you’re on a device on which the sign is illegible, it reads as follows:

GUESTS

IMPORTANT – PLEASE READ

For your enjoyment, this room now contains a very special ‘Exercise Pad’ that comes in a box shape but unfolds conveniently.

It is designed to position the body comfortably while maximizing the performance of some of your favorite exercises.

Try out both sides. Use whichever works for you!

BUT PLEASE – NEVER PUT IT IN THE TUB – IF IT GETS SOAKED, IT’S RUINED!

Note: It is cleaned by our maids with an antibacterial cleanser after each use.

THANKS – THE MANAGER.

(And thanks, WeekBiWeek, for the heads-up.)