Tattoos

I got a tattoo.

I confess. I don’t entirely understand the allure of tattoos. There are some adornments and accessories I can get behind. A simple stud in a nostril can transform a woman from unnoticed by me to powerfully desired by me. Tasteful…

Twice in the last week, I’ve been asked if I have any. “You seem like a tattoo kind of guy,” said one (very hot) woman, fresh off adding a new tattoo to her burgeoning collection. Occasionally I remind readers that…