It has taken me a lifetime to discern just what it is I want.

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Fond memories of a long-ago teacher of mine.

The Amazon gives me an awesome blowjob – her mouth is like a warm cave of jello, with soft pillows lining the walls.

A portrait of the Secretary — tiny, shocking, whorish, and perfectly submissive.

I didn’t know she was famous until I saw her picture in the newspaper.

I hadn’t seen the movie, but I placed an ad James Spader might have written — in the “Erotic Services” section of CraigsList.

Strip blackjack in an hourly hotel. The house always wins.

Every woman I’ve been with is special. But some are more special than others.