Flirting

My strong texting game.

A sexy waitress compliments me, and I find myself utterly tongue-tied.

Craig Ferguson is my new hero.

In which I am schooled by two very sexy baristas.

She’s cute, early 30s. She has a bright smile, white teeth. Her eyes are big, blue. She’s sweet, funny, flirty. She has a boyfriend, and she’s not the type, at least at first blush, to be open to extracurricular fun.…

Today, I had something happen that took me back. There are these two women I see weekly, one blonde, one brunette. They’re twenty years my junior, but they’ve each got a certain… je ne sais quoi. The high point of March…