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Where am I supposed to look when she crosses her legs?

Apologies for all the technical difficulties. Please let me know if anything looks off.

I’ve been hacked, and apparently I’m now in the payday loan business.

My wife reminds me of a tradition I’d rather forget.

Words that sound like what they mean.

You don’t need a license to park.

Sex blogs, like rock bands, burn bright and flame out. I miss the ones that are gone.

An unremarkable woman on the train. Except.

A woman I’ve never met rejected me, and my body knew it before my mind did.

Over 500 posts deep, here’s a map for the newcomer — starting, naturally, with my cock.