Musing

My second mid-life crisis, in some greater detail.

I had my first mid-life crisis in 2009. I’m having my second one now.

On a meditation retreat, I come face to face with my warped perceptions and projections.

In which you can find the answer to the age-old question, “What’s the relationship between sexual frequency and masturbation frequency?”

For years, I’ve used Viagra. Recently, I’ve been trying Cialis. It’s DIFFERENT.

I recently heard the phrase, “as hard to describe as a sneeze, or an orgasm.” I thought – I did that! Also? I listed my favorite podcasts. What are yours?

I fucking love porn.

The second in a series of posts on just how it is that I want you to suck my cock. In this post, I discuss technique. Read closely, please.

My cock isn’t hard, but I can feel in it the hint of the excitement that is available to me as my excitement grows. Oh yeah – and, earthquakes.

Are you my good girl? I know, I can be quite demanding. On the other hand, boy can I be rewarding.