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I’m winding up a family vacation – five days left on a long trip. We’re in a small town, not far from a big one. We have spotty internet, and busy days. And I seem to have lost my computer…

“Female copulatory vocalization.” You know, chicks making noise during sex. When I paid for massages, some of the (less favored, by me) women I saw would, while standing adjacent to me, my cock in their hand, inexplicably start moaning as…

I googled “Best oral sex video ever,” and this is what I found. This is not how I like my cock sucked. I’ve written lots about how I like it sucked, about how I like to be teased, licked, kissed,…

“The act” “Consummation” “Home run” “Fucking” All of the language describing penis-in-vagina intercourse suggests that it is the point. For many, for most, it is. For me, it’s not.

She’s short – maybe 4’11”. She wears tragically stonewashed jeans. Her tank top, over big, round c-cup breasts, reads “NERD” in huge letters, and her black, lacy bra is visible through the armpits. Her skin is darker than white, lighter…

She stands, legs spread, her back to me. Brown worn leather boots. A white sheer miniskirt with floral patterns hides, but just barely, the outline of her black thong. She wears a black leotard, her fuschia bra straps poking out…

I’m not a big fan of nudity. Don’t get me wrong: I think a naked body (male or female) is a thing of beauty, and I like to look at them. But a nude body rarely excites me. No. What…

Not possible at Starbucks. In the States, we have no such restrictions. I’m so sorry. I had no idea.

I recently wrote about the somewhat surprising prominence men have in my retellings of my sexual adventures. They have the ability to make a sexual adventure super-charged, and they have the ability to shrivel my dick, even while it’s being…

This is the first in a series of posts about ways that I’m a little different from what I understand to be the sexual “norm” (to the extent there is one). I like breasts. A lot. I like them big…