Help wanted – dom seeks sub*

This page began with this job description.
It has not been a very effective posting, having elicited precisely zero submissions in the more than a year that it’s been up. Which got me to thinking. I must be advertising badly.
So I’m trying again, and this time, I’m advertising for not just one, but multiple positions.
I hope these job descriptions appeal to you, and I challenge all of you who come to this page – and it’s one of the most popular on this sprawling, ginormous site – to pick a position and apply! I’m a terrific boss! The positions all are fun!
And I anticipate competition, now that I’ve revamped things….
Act now! Hurry! And put your best foot forward!
Position #1: Fellatrix wanted
Position #2: Model wanted
Position #3: Blog assistant wanted
Position #4: Distant buddy wanted
* I hate titles. “Dominant” is an adjective that, unquestionably, describes me. I don’t, actually, think the noun “dom” (or “Dom”) does. I’m much more interested in submissive women than in subs. Which isn’t to say that if you think yourself a sub you shouldn’t apply; it’s to say, I’m interested in how you are a sub, rather than in some Platonic ideal or textbook definition of “submissive.”