I’m told you’re hot. I’m told you might just want what I have to offer. I, of course, can’t possibly know whether that’s true.
But you can.
Read this blog. Learn about me. And know that, if you’re interested, I am too. You know, provisionally, based on knowing nothing at all about you.
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Well, if you insis — oh. I think you intended this for someone else.
How do you know? 😉
I am laughing so hard right now.
And why is that?
Your comment made me giggle uncontrollably. How do I know? My Spidey Sense tells me. It’s tingling. (Usually other things tingle when I read your writing … )
Seriously, though. I’m sure the woman to whom you directed this post is squirming in her seat right now, feeling herself drip and drench in anticipation.
I am not the unknown woman but this intrigued me. Will you let us know if she responds?
I will. She won’t.
You never know. I would, how could one not respond?
This particular woman, this particular circumstance…. I might not even respond were I she.