Stephanie

So we talked. I learned much more. She learned much more. I don’t imagine anything, other than a deepening of our platonic bartender/drinker relationship will come of it. Which is (surprisingly, to me) fine by me. Don’t get me wrong…

I talked just a little more openly with my new crush. And here’s a little message to her.

Tinder has, of late, provided me with any number of orgasms. I’ll give them to you slowly, because I’m overwhelmed. There were a bunch all in rapid succession, and life simply hasn’t afforded me the time to get them up…