Umber is 5’3″ or 5’4″, blonde – with sandy, slightly strawberry hair – and a round, warm face. She’s been compared to Scarlett Johansson and Laura Palmer, but I don’t see it; she’s curvier and more relatable than any of those comparisons suggest.
She’s blonde. Not platinum blonde. Not glamour blonde. Just blonde. A little sandy, a little dirty, a little strawberry. Blonde. Her hair is straight. Not lifeless. But not particularly lustrous. She’s been told by some that she looks like Scarlett Johansson. She’s been told by others that she looks like Laura Palmer. She doesn’t see these resemblances.
I don’t either.
Her hair, her face is rounder than Scarlett Johansson’s. Her smile is cuter, warmer, more relatable. And truth be told, she’s a little shorter, and a lot curvier than them. She isn’t quite a PAWG – a fat-ass white girl.
But she is close.
