March, 2015 - My Dissolute Life

Sometimes I’m a little immature

“I can’t believe we’re getting eight inches tomorrow,” I overheard one man say to another. “That’s what she said,” I[…]

At its peak, I imagined that my fantasy night would feature me and eight or ten women. I had candidates.[…]

I really like Tinder. It’s gotten me laid a lot – and allowed me to meet some interesting people. But[…]

When I was a kid, I used to steal glances at the Playboy magazines at the barber shop. The barber[…]

(Well, sort of….) “I almost never want you inside me because I love the anticipation, wondering, yet I crave it[…]