March 2015

“I can’t believe we’re getting eight inches tomorrow,” I overheard one man say to another. “That’s what she said,” I thought.

At its peak, I imagined that my fantasy night would feature me and eight or ten women. I had candidates. Most of them, I’d been with before, but there were a few who would be new to me. There was…

I really like Tinder. It’s gotten me laid a lot – and allowed me to meet some interesting people. But their business model and behavior is just odious. And ripe for competition. They’ve just introduced on my phone their new…

When I was a kid, I used to steal glances at the Playboy magazines at the barber shop. The barber shop I went to was Johns’ – it was run by John, and his son, John. The other day I…

(Well, sort of….) “I almost never want you inside me because I love the anticipation, wondering, yet I crave it because I know you are me, everything I crave, yet do not have the courage to be.”