Safer sex

The only sexually transmitted infection that scares me is HIV. Here’s why.

I have had a lot of sex with a lot of people, some of whom I’ve barely known. I get tested. And I don’t stress. Here’s how I think about the risks of sex.

I have a casual attitude toward sexually transmitted infections. And, with one exception, during Bill Clinton’s first term, I’ve never had one.

I think that if we compare the risks associated with sex to the rewards it brings us, we’ll find that we do a really poor job of decision-making.

Did you think withdrawal was an ineffective method of birth control? Would you believe it’s about as effective as condoms?

Withdrawal is a suprisingly effective method of birth control. In spite of precum.

I have herpes. I don’t have herpes. Alert the media.

1. I’m clean
2. I’m low-risk
3. I’m transparent

How dangerous am I?