Happn

A new dating app that’s sort of like Tinder, but creepier. Christine is less than 500 meters away.

She was so beautiful I ignored every signal telling me to walk away. This was, predictably, an error.

I’m on all the major dating sites. They’re all a mammoth waste of time. Tinder’s the only one that reliably connects me to interesting people. But read more….

There are a lot of ways you can communicate with me. This is a tease – a bit of information as to how I interact with the apps you might use. In my NEXT post, I’ll tell you what I imagine you’re communicating to me with your choice. But in this post, it’s just a little bit of information about how I interact with the various apps on my phone.