Fleshlight

The first in what I hope will be a series of posts on my experience with sex toys for straight men. (And not anal toys.)

The Fleshlight – a creepy plastic and silicone pussy replica – drains my cock.

The Loma Muffin Papaya reminds me of Willow, who could make me come just by attending to my frenulum.

V cooks me dinner. I tie her up, and wand her, and fuck her face. And then, I make myself come remembering the evening.

Loma toys are a MUCH better deal than Fleshlights.