I’ve written two or three times about Shakira. One day, I’ll write more. For today, all you need to know is this:
- She owns a Tesla.
- She approves of this message. And, its distribution to the windshields of all Tesla owners. I’m carrying around a stack. Should you want a printable version, you can find one here.

Dear Tesla owner,
[I wrote a nice note. I encourage you to write your own.]
Sincerely,
A genuinely friendly neighbor