Why does marital status matter for casual sex? I don’t know, but for some, it DOES. I was so hopeful about this Brazilian beauty….
It was a Tinder date. I wasn’t especially optimistic, and, it turns out, I had good reason not to be especially optimistic. I really should trust my gut.
I should stay away from women who think of sex as something for which men ask. That’s not, at all, how I think of it. But I didn’t, and it didn’t end well.
In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
I’m on all the major dating sites. They’re all a mammoth waste of time. Tinder’s the only one that reliably connects me to interesting people. But read more….
She’s cute. In her early twenties. Plump, sexy, energetic, vivacious. She is a fuckload of fun in bed. No doubt. As I paid for my bagel, she – on break – was chit-chatting, loudly, with the woman behind the register. “My roommate keeps using my shampoo, so today, I used hers, and I love it! […]