In which the highlight of my evening is scoring an umbrella.
Jul 202017
Jun 222017
Am I who I say I am? How could you possibly be sure?
Jun 132017
Why does her lipstick match the soles of her shoes?
Dec 062016
Why does marital status matter for casual sex? I don’t know, but for some, it DOES. I was so hopeful about this Brazilian beauty….
Dec 022016
It was a Tinder date. I wasn’t especially optimistic, and, it turns out, I had good reason not to be especially optimistic. I really should trust my gut.
Oct 142016
I should stay away from women who think of sex as something for which men ask. That’s not, at all, how I think of it. But I didn’t, and it didn’t end well.
Oct 142016
If you love science, does it matter that you’re a Leo? I think not.
Sep 272016
In this amusing case of mistaken identity, I attempt to call a new Tinder crush, but instead, reach a hot woman from my distant past.
Jul 302016
She dressed for me. She did precisely as I asked. I made her cry with my hands, my belt, on her ass, and I filled her mouth with my cum. In addition to feeling my cock rest deep inside her. Want to read?
Jul 062016
The good teacher kneels for me in a bar. And then, she earns her panties back.