Jan 172015

Spectacularly beautiful. Preternaturally so. Her pictures (on Happn) were improbable. I just went to Google and searched for “beautiful brunette headshot model” and, in the first ten pages, not one was as pretty as her. It simply couldn’t be the case that she had swiped me. (Well, you don’t actually swipe on Happn, but whatever.) […]

Jan 012015

I want it to work. I really do. But so far, if it does work, it doesn’t work for me. The idea’s sort of cool, if sort of creepy: it’s sort of like Tinder, but, instead of swiping based on being within 5, or 25, or 100 miles of someone, you swipe based on actually […]