A sexy waitress compliments me, and I find myself utterly tongue-tied.
Craig Ferguson is my new hero.
In which I am schooled by two very sexy baristas.
She’s cute, early 30s. She has a bright smile, white teeth. Her eyes are big, blue. She’s sweet, funny, flirty. She has a boyfriend, and she’s not the type, at least at first blush, to be open to extracurricular fun. (She gives off an “I’m pretty conventional” vibe.) Still…. We were talking. She was telling […]
Today, I had something happen that took me back. There are these two women I see weekly, one blonde, one brunette. They’re twenty years my junior, but they’ve each got a certain… je ne sais quoi. The high point of March was when, together, they beckoned me over: “What color are each of our eyes?” they […]