Overheard in a deli

Do you have Muscle Milk? (A Hasidic Jew wearing a windbreaker identifying him as a volunteer ambulance driver)

What? (Arab grocer)

Muscle Milk.

No.

Ok, thanks. [Returns to phone conversation as he exits.] They stick a camera up the tuches. And they look around.

Exeunt.

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