My perspective is off
I’m old. I’m so old I think old people are young.
Read moreMonth: January 2018
For five minutes…
Please come to my office for just a few minutes. This is what I’d like you to do.
Read moreErections and their meanings (part 1)
What it means when my cock is hard. To me.
Read moreBenjamin Wittes
In which Michael Doran demonstrates the intellectual bankruptcy of Trumpism. And, I demonstrate my man-crush on Ben Wittes.
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