This is my estimation of the impact of the election on orgasms nationally. The y-axis corresponds to daily orgasms/person.
*All data invented by me.
Needless to say, I don’t think NPR quite got it right in this tweet:
‘SNL’ Reflects A Nation’s Emotional Tone In Post-Election Episode https://t.co/TBo0gCnEBZ
— NPR Politics (@nprpolitics) November 13, 2016
The SNL skit reflected exactly half of the nation’s emotional tone. Some of us stopped fucking, jerking off, etc. But the other half was singing a very different version of “Hallelujah.”