Dec 162014
 

Tinder has, of late, provided me with any number of orgasms. I’ll give them to you slowly, because I’m overwhelmed. There were a bunch all in rapid succession, and life simply hasn’t afforded me the time to get them up here. Let’s start with this, from… I’ll call her Stephanie. She’s breathy, she’s close to the mic, and she’s insanely hot. Her Tinder pictures reveal a confident, sexy woman. I won’t describe her except to say that, on her cover photo, her smile manages to be simultaneously extremely innocent, and totally fucking naughty.

Enjoy.

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