Jun 242014
 

A package will arrive from Babeland. I thought about sending it to your office, but it’ll go home, instead.

Don’t open it.

Bring it, along with your vibrator, and a change of clothes.

Check in to the hotel no later than 9:30 p.m.

Instructions will arrive, by e-mail, by 10 p.m. Time will be of the essence, so please don’t miss those instructions.

Between 9:30 and the arrival of the instructions? Please warm yourself up using your vibrator.

Please confirm that you have received, and will follow, these instructions.

Thank you.

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