Apr 062014
 

I’ve written this post before, I think. But I just found myself thinking about it again.

I have a couple of favorite porn sites. They tend not to change. The two best for me, over the years, have been OnlyAllSites and AmateurAllure. There are other sites I like from time to time – X-Art, SexArt, MetArt, JoyMii, FTVGirls, and some others. But these two – OAS and AA – provide me with a constant stream of what I like best. This post is about AA. A later post will sing the praises of OAS.

In the case of AmateurAllure, the site gratifies me because it depicts fully clothed women, arriving from the street, and providing extended, gleeful, for the most part not particularly performative, head. It genuinely seems that the women like giving head (or at least, enjoy the act of performing it for this site). They’re not moaning implausibly, there’s no incredible pretense. To the extent there’s artifice, it’s the omission of the fact that the women, presumably, are being paid. The “conceit” is that these women are simply here because they enjoy giving head. (And not for nothing, but the videos are high-quality: crisp, clear, HD.)

This all works for me. Of all the porn conceits – the pizza delivery boy, the pool boy, the bored housewife, the nympho babysitter, whatever – this is pretty much the only one that has any appeal. The fourth wall is broken. The woman just wants to have sex. Preferably, clothed.

There are things I don’t like about the site – the homogeneity of the women (they’re all 18-25, they’re all white, they’re all dressed just slightly elegantly), the absence of the guy (he truly is reduced to just a voice, a belt buckle, and a cock), the relative absence of cunnilingus (he does, occasionally, go down on the women, but that’s always incidental), the completely useless searching and sorting (I’d love to see, say, all the blondes, or all the smaller women, or the older ones…. And there are other things: the attire – always elegant in a way that’s slightly misplaced, sort of like “stripper-at-a-bar-mitzvah.” The unchanging décor. If it were my site, I’d vary the setting: meet the women at bars, cafes, on the street – walk with them a bit in public. They’d wear a variety of clothes. And I might change up the routine just a little. Of course, regular readers of this blog (or regular partners of mine) know that the truth is, I don’t change up my routine all that much, so maybe I wouldn’t. Maybe I’m just saying, it’s not the routine I’d use if it were my site.

Which would be pretty fucking fun, I must say.

  One Response to “Ode to a porn site”

  1. I’m interested in sex, but don’t fancy porn much, because blogging takes up quite a lot of my time.

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