A friend and I, sharing a drink, were discussing our respective experiences of “failure to launch.”
I think I’ve said it before, but here, once and for all, is my official position on the subject:
If my cock isn’t hard, it doesn’t mean I’m not attracted to you. It doesn’t mean I don’t want you. It doesn’t mean I’m not aroused.
It means two things, and two things only:
1) My dick isn’t hard, and
2) You should be sucking it.