Oct 012013
 

Off go the panties just had a terrific thought-provoking post on the challenge of getting one’s cock sucked by a woman. Her punch line (or rather, her starting point) is that there’s nothing wrong with paying for it, and if you really want it and don’t have a willing partner handy, why the hell not? This all makes good sense to me. Except if it doesn’t work in your life, as it doesn’t, in mine.

Then, she compellingly lays out useful but, unfortunately, almost irrelevant thoughts. From the perspective of a woman open to the possibility of sucking a relatively random guy’s dick.

She tackles the question of just how to get one’s cock sucked by two different people: first, your wife, who won’t do it; and second, some other woman.

She has good (enough) advice, of the sort: respect a woman, don’t treat her like just a cock-hole, woo her, romance her, etc. And, re: winning the CraigsList lottery – finding a willing fellatrix on that board – she says, “Don’t place an ad, answer them. And answer them well,” basically. I’ve never tried to win the CraigsList lottery. For me, the cost of participating (rejection and teasing) dwarf the chances of winning dispositively.

I’m afraid that, for the average Joe Schmoe who just wants to get his dick sucked, the unfortunate answer is, what he wants doesn’t exist. (Well, unless he hits the CraigsList lottery – and notwithstanding what I just wrote, I do know some who’ve hit it, or, at least, some women who’ve paid out jackpots.) For straight men who are not possessed of a regular sex partner who’s enthusiastic about cock-sucking, there just is no grail.

There’s no path to the blowjob equivalent of Erica Jong’s “zipless fuck.”

You can be sweet, and respectful, and polite, and seductive. But there’s just no way a horny guy who wants a blowjob now (say, me) whose wife happens to be out of town, and who doesn’t currently have a girlfriend on whom he can descend with the command, “Suck my cock!” (who will reply with a hearty affirmative) can get one without paying or putting in a fair amount of work in a hotel bar.

If that works for you? More power to you. For me? I’ll just have to do without a blowjob today. Sad smile

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  2. Aww, you poor thing. Man, I feel for you guys who can’t seem to get blow jobs from your wives. When I was married I did the same thing, I did give him blow jobs, just not that often. My main thing was cleanliness. If he was freshly washed, and I didn’t have somthing against him, I probably would do it but not completely willingly. I have a whole new perspective about it now that I’ve been widowed for 5 years. Now I understand how important it is for guys and how much they really like it. If I get married again I hope I won’t put my guy through that!

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